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Things I Learned from Christian Comics
by Johnny EC
1: Zondervan coats each page of the book of Revelation in the Bibles they publish with LSD (There's a New World Coming).
2: At the Rapture, God will take-up all the young, good-looking Christians to himself, his fat, ugly, and elderly followers will be LEFT BEHIND! (There's a New World Coming).
3: The Antichrist shall emerge from Texas. (There's a New World Coming).
4: Mystery Babylon, for a harlot, dresses rather modestly and doesn't wear much makeup. In fact, she looks alot like a girl I attended High-School with (There's a New World Coming).
5: There are few things more beautiful in life than a dead prostitute (There's a New World Coming).
6: Jesus, when he returns to earth, will become a lounge-singer.
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